Jordan’s Useless Babble: Stouffer’s Barbecue Chicken & Bacon Bistro Panini

I think I see Toast?
He’s done it again folks. Jordan continues his tirade through the frozen food section to bring you the facts so you don’t have to waste the $5.99 to find out yourself.
This time he puts his culinary finger on microwaveable sandwiches.
Memeroable quote:
Stouffer’s is like a pretty whore. She will tell you many things, and make many promises. Like the whore, this is all a ruse to separate you from your money. And also like the whore, you’re left with something gummy that doesn’t taste of bacon.