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Jordan’s Useless Babble: Icebox of Horrors #5

February 23rd, 2009 Comments

Taking on the all-American favourite, the salisbury steak dinner! You better be careful on this one Jordan, you could alienate a lot of people that think that this is a food group here!!!

http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0005/

Jordan’s Useless Babble: Stouffer’s Barbecue Chicken & Bacon Bistro Panini

February 4th, 2009 Comments

 

I think I see Toast?

I think I see Toast?

He’s done it again folks. Jordan continues his tirade through the frozen food section to bring you the facts so you don’t have to waste the $5.99 to find out yourself.

This time he puts his culinary finger on microwaveable sandwiches.

 

Memeroable quote:

Stouffer’s is like a pretty whore. She will tell you many things, and make many promises. Like the whore, this is all a ruse to separate you from your money. And also like the whore, you’re left with something gummy that doesn’t taste of bacon.

http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0004/

Jordan’s Useless Babble: Horrors of the Ice Box #3

January 29th, 2009 Comments

 

Looks delicious

Looks delicious

Just wanted to post the link to Jordan’s review of Swanson Hungry-Man Sports Grill Beer Battered Chicken & Cheese Fries. Fabously in depth coverage and very enlightening! What will the poor man not do to inform the world!

You can read this article in detail here and might as well read many of the other great Ice Box Horror articles he’s written.

http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0003/

Turbaconducken ~ A New Holiday Treat!

December 11th, 2008 Comments
Hmmm...baconHave you ever heard of “Turducken”? No? I don’t find that hard to believe. Well, for those of you like me who just discovered that this concoction even existed, it had been outdone mere days after I learned of its existence.
 
You see, Turducken involves chicken and duck being stuffed into a turkey and cooked. Neat alternative to using bread crumbs.
 
Well, another gem of a website www.BaconToday.com brought to my attention that you could wrap all of that goodness in bacon! Follow this link to see all the steps and the pictures of the preparation. I warn you it looks gross, but the end results photos look pretty darn good.
 
Please let me know if anyone tries this out this year. From the looks of the over 100 comments on the web site, it is a popular choice for the holiday season.
 
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