David R Storms.com

I think I see Toast?

He’s done it again folks. Jordan continues his tirade through the frozen food section to bring you the facts so you don’t have to waste the $5.99 to find out yourself.

This time he puts his culinary finger on microwaveable sandwiches.

Memeroable quote:

Stouffer’s is like a pretty whore. She will tell you many things, and make many promises. Like the whore, this is all a ruse to separate you from your money. And also like the whore, you’re left with something gummy that doesn’t taste of bacon.

http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0004/

Looks delicious

Just wanted to post the link to Jordan’s review of Swanson Hungry-Man Sports Grill Beer Battered Chicken & Cheese Fries. Fabously in depth coverage and very enlightening! What will the poor man not do to inform the world!

You can read this article in detail here and might as well read many of the other great Ice Box Horror articles he’s written.

http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0003/